h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That's nothing...when I was 1, the girl across the road kidnapped me, took me to the woods and prodded me with a stick for two hours!

Bizarre.

please tell me yyoure joking..

but then it is scotland were talking about!..right weirdies them scots are ya know!..

Nope, not joking!

Only got a vague memory, I was like 18 months old or something. Apparently I was all scratched and bruised...I think it's bluddy hilarious! Not many people can say they've been kidnapped, eh?

Its IS bloody hilarious ..lol n kidnaped by another jid just be poked for hrs too..

I think I'm falling in love with the erm smiley...

How cute is that?! If only I could find someone who can make that face without the aid of drugs, if only!!

Awww!

Ooooooh kay!...

Ooh! It's gorgeous!

Hangover then? Throbbing head...itchy conscience...total beamer?

heads not too bad thanks..got an unwelcome surprise with accompanying nasty belly cramps though just hope it doesnt stop them sorting me out on thursday!,,that would reallly pi** me off! if id gone out n got so drunk i couldnt remember anything id probably have a very itchy conscience...lol but i didnt streak through the bar or anything did i???? ...

Nope, no streaking. A bit of bawdiness and a bit of venom though!

I hope you'll be for Thursday...no drinking before then!

whats bawdiness?...lol venom? doesnt sound like me at all

Nope, all sweetness and light...not scary at all!

Well i aint sweetness n light..bur ive never been scary ...have i?
im actually pretty timid!Especially in Rl..probly why i was always picked on!

Well...maybe not scary...shall we say, explosive? Nah, forthright? Nah, can't think of the word!

It sucks being nice...prime bully target. They used to say I'd explode one day and destroy everything in my path. I have thrown a newspaper in disgust, but i tend to be sneakier.

I know what youre trying to getme to say (what word)..n i aint gonna say it!..

I do have a tendancy to speak my mind..but only if i knnow some usually!..otherwise i can be almost painfully shy!(years of bullying will do that to you) explosive?...ive never lost my temper on here! (i rearely do,but when do its horrible!..lol),im more one to burst into tears or sulk anyway!...lol quite an insecure buny really ...and now the bloosy text disappears everytime i try to fix th typos!

What word is that?

I used to lose my temper when I was young, I've grown up a bit now...realised it's not that effective.

Was last night more about insecurity than anger then? You were pretty upset and I think you kind of upset kow.

wasnt angry at all..

Don't mean to be nosey! Just am! Kidding...just thought the two of you used to have a right laugh. I miss the entertainment.

You werent being nosey

Ive been pretty screwed up lately(maybe i always was! )..taking quite a while to sort through everything..might even take forever!

Most of the time i can laugh things off..or throw it back quite well,but sometimes things can hit a sore spot and you never know what itll be..or how much itll upset you n what itll open up. doesnt happen that often though thankfully..cos you can get so bloody tired!

Happens to the best, and worst, of us. The word 'mother' seems to do it for me. Suppose there are some sore spots that never go away eh?

With the op coming up you're bound to be feeling sensitive...honestly don't think kow meant anything though, if he didn't like you he'd most probably just tell you. I've seen his posts to people he doesn't like.

sometimes would be nice to go rather than just for a change