h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have washed my hair today.

I have noticed that my eyes are two colours, the main part is cross between khaki and olive and I have a blue circle around each of my irises.

Alexandria and Andy here are your drinks

I will have some sythnol from the ereplicator.

oohh there a wee bit flat now ive been away sorry

Hi Andy I hope you have been keeping well.

ohh excellent hun back from a carribean cruise last week

Hi Andy I hope that you had a wonderful restful time on your caribean cruise and that your voyage was a smooth one with no storms.

very smooth and calm seas nad a wonderful break from the dismal weather we have been having

Blimey is this old hole still here?

yes it is hun hows you?

Hi Serephina and Andy

Here a few drinks

well thats me sorted what would you both like ?

hello

hello there

good evening

good evenin g

double whiskey please barmaid

shes out can i get it for you

Good evening here are some drinks:

aha as if by magic the barmaid appears hi hun

Hi Andy I hope you are keeping well. Yesterday I managed to get wet 3 or 4 times yesterday. It's been raining quite often this week, and our local water authority keeps on telling us there is a drought. I hope the weather has not been to bad where you are. I finally found a handyman at an affordable rate who can do decorating, diy and gardening. I have had a bit of diy done in my front room and now I can get the front and back garden done. His rate is £10 per hour. When I did have a gardener, I was paying him £50 pounds for a half hours work and even then all he did was cut the grass and a little bit of weeding.