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im back had to turn of couse i got visiters lol...u still here serj??

couse....COUSE??? what the hell does that mean lmfto meant COS as in short for BECAUSE incase anyone wondered!!! lol

is there anyone out there or am i talking to myself again?? lol

I am here TARTAN-TOTTY I just dropped off to sleep a few minutes ago. I feel very tonight.

I had a with Serj about German s and how much I them.

kat

i think hes lol so what age r u then if u dont mind me asking?? everyone seems to be much younger on here than me mabey im just an old fart!! lol

donna

Ghia and Bob...


All I can say about where I come from is...


At least I don't have to use a snorkel to get around everywhere...


And you don't need to worry about water bills either, it's everywhere you look...


Kent and Canvey are tips and soon enough won't even exist because they'll be so deeply underwater that even it's "inhabitants" would get sick of it...


On a more... cleaner note from a better part of England aka Essex...








Hello Tartan Totty... I'm here yeah... howz you??




Jedi... ah yes, the wonders of the German Loin eh, lmao...






Serj

I don't run away...


I go with the flow...



I fell i the toilet and the pipes took me all the way to Canvey and then to Kent... weird eh... seeing as they're such... "beautiful" places... lmao...




Serj

lmao im much better now ta serj `his` mum was just in so i gave her a right ear full of her `son` lol...but enuff said on that matter!!

i see your just a young thing aswell lol ohhh i feel old suddenly!!!

donna

i get the feeling u dont like kent lol

Bob...

Lmao... small brain huh???...

Well compared to those of the Kent and Canvey "massives" Essex brains are as big as the Tower Of London...



Serj

Tartan Totty...



Lol... giving people earfulls is satisfying when you're ed off...



Ummmm... it's not the I don't like Kent... but I sure as hell wouldn't go there... or Canvey... I'd probably drown, lol...





Serj

well i have no idea what its like down there lol...ill stick to my wee town lol

right then serj, kat and anyone else thats lurking im gonna get off to bed cos i dont want to have to look at the asshole when he gets in

spk to u all later, night night

donna

TARTAN-TOTTY I will be forty on July 31st. No ties partner or children, except I am full time carer of my elderly parents and disabled sister.

kat

Good Night Donna.


kat

Tartan...


It's good here, quiet, not a lot of crime... (unlike some "neighbourly" towns)... but I prefer Cornwall... that's an amazing place to live...



See ya soon... nice to meet you by the way, lol... never mentioned that...



Good luck with Los Assholas...



Serj

night kat hope to spk to u soon donna

Jedi...


what is your job???...


are you a nurse???...



How're you doing???...






Serj

lmfto...ill keep u informed serj night night take care donna


totty has officially left the building...... gone!!

Totty...


Take care... night night...


Oh, if I see Bryan/Draven about, I'll say hi from you...



Night...





Serj