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has draven been on today???

Tartan Totty...


Glad I could errr....... help?... lol...



Hey... get some of your own matesround yours, order a Chinese and have a few bottles of wine or something and get a few videos out...


Nothing relationship-weepy...


you don't want stuff like that when you're feeling down about your fella...



Lol... Open a can of beer, scratch your butt crack and let rip a nice burp...


That might help also...


But I think Idea 1 works better, lol...



It's a good time of night to get some mates round...


And hey... if they're busy... Just get a Chinese anyway and watch a film... and get some drink in...



Or hey... you can talk on here with us lot, lol...



But that's probably worse talking to us, lol... we're nutters... apparently...




Serj

Tartan Totty...


Draven was on earlier today...


But not since then...



Do you know him well then??...



Serj

pmplmao well uv put a on my face serj!! lol well cant get eff all in cos the prat has the money,,i used my last tenner to get a bag of dog mix
and i cant go out cos our wee ones in bed,,exciting night for me....ill just chat to u nutters lol if u ask anyone who knows me theyll tell u im just as bad!!

yeah i no draven...he just lives 10 mins from me lol i met him today for the first time

Serj

TARTANT-TOTTY Here is a morgan spice n diet coke .


kat

kat!!!! what grub the pub got in tonight....im starving!!!! lol

Tartan Totty...


Well I try my best to put smiles on peeps faces, lol... It's not all that hard...


Well................... bung in a tin of soup and have a glass of water and let the party begin... ROCK'N'ROLL.......... you can't go wrong with soup, lol...


unless you love gravy... I heard that Northerners (not Scotlanders) love Gravy, lmao...



I live in Essex (South-East of England)



Oh cool you live a ikkle bit from Bryan...


So what did you think of him??...


Was he clean???... lol...



Serj

I am really sometimes I end up arguing with my keyboard, telling off the digibox, swearing at the cursor (cursing at the cursor) and screaming at betsie when I land on her when I post or scroll down my own page.

kat

evening bobajob

Blood Sausage and Brussel Sprouts... it's a German Theme night... lol...


Dis witter bun ta band...




Lmao...





Serj

Blood Sausage is off the menu...


Bratwurst is now available...


And Sourkrout is in heavy supply too...


Grolsch/Holsten Pils and Hoffmeister is all round...



Serj

HI TOTTY hope you are well for you

he looked enuff to me!! lmfto why? aww hes nice..i want to mother him hes so teenie!!!

yeah i no where essex is good grief!! lol im not in another planet,,only scotland (hmm i wonder??!!)
im donna 25 from grangemouth

and i love soup!!!!! eating right now lol

im good ta BOBaJOB hows urself..


SERj...wooops meant to add `clean` in there lol errrr ill stick to my lmao

brb everyone...just gonna change channel

TARTAN-TOTTY

Menu

Starters
Melon balls
Duck or veggie pate with toast
Vegatable soup
Aspargaus with hollandaise sauce
Muscles with garlic and white wine sauce

Main Meal
Beef wellington
Mixed bean and vegetable soup
Spanish Omellete
Paella
Spaghetti Bolanaise (meat & veggie)

Desserts
Olde English Triffle
Pears in Red Wine Sauce
Adult Bread & Butter Pudding with s
Apples with apple ice cream inside them served with apple and calavdos
Death By
with


mints
Cheese board

Cognac
Irish

Serj


glad god built a river between essex and kent