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wysiwyger Posted Jul 29, 2003
Well. Thank goodness it wasn't really a Koi but an over-sized Goldfish I won at the Funfair. Only 7 metal ducks did have to die first...
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Jab [Since 29th November 2002] Posted Jul 30, 2003
I got my two goldfish as a gift, even though I think they was from a fun fair too.
May have been for my birthday. Somebody wishing me...
Birthday fishes. 
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Cutiechops:0)...............' THE LOUNGS '.............NUMBER 1FAN''...;0) Posted Jul 30, 2003
awwww poor metal ducks
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LegersV007 Posted Jul 30, 2003
I don't like gold fish. For some reason they don't tend to jump aroudn when you get home.
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Jab [Since 29th November 2002] Posted Jul 30, 2003
Gold fish can jump, right out of the sink, back into thier own tank... 
thing to see!
(Fish was in the sink while the tank was being cleaned)
[No was harmed in this post. <silly?]
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LegersV007 Posted Jul 30, 2003
I guess its pretty cool, but I rather have an English Bulldog
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wysiwyger Posted Jul 30, 2003
Well THAT Goldfish certainly isn't going to be jumping anywhere Legers, after what you did to it.
Now - can I trust you lot if I just leave this precious antique vase on the washstand for a minute? I just need to go and... powder my nose..
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LegersV007 Posted Jul 30, 2003
You mean the one I just accidently, but carefully, smashed on the floor?
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wysiwyger Posted Jul 30, 2003
No, not that one Legers. That was just a souvenior from Southend, crudely cast in plaster-of -Paris with "Kiss me slowly Kiss me Quick" written round the side. The valuable one is this gorgeous delicate bone-china Ming dynasty priceless antique right here. I'll just gently lift it up so you can appreciate it better. Notice the gentle curves, the exquisite enamelling, the fine layer of dust from the patina which even now.... ach..acho.. AchOO... AchOOO - quick somebody DON"T LET ME DROP IT>>...........
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LegersV007 Posted Jul 30, 2003
*Legers runs accros the bathroom, and in a beautiful jump with flip catches the vase with his teeth*
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wysiwyger Posted Jul 30, 2003
".... CHOOOOOOOOO"
Oh that's better. Legers - you kept it safe.. how can I ever thank you... er, oh I know, I'll write you a thank-you letter.
Right. Let's put it back into this packing box. I'm beginning to think I this may not be the Ideal location for my Antiques business, you know...
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Cutiechops:0)...............' THE LOUNGS '.............NUMBER 1FAN''...;0) Posted Jul 30, 2003
wow legers....that wuz a true tom&jerry style run,jump &catch then
...superb>..
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LegersV007 Posted Jul 31, 2003
Wysi, this IS not a good place for an antique business. The air might destroy half of the antiques.
why thank you.....
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St Romani Angel Guardian of Crystals. Minister of Coffee now on the decaff!! Posted Jul 31, 2003
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LegersV007 Posted Jul 31, 2003
hello there
How are you Romani?
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Anarchist in the U.K- I'm not a hippy, Its just a nickname Posted Aug 3, 2003
WOW! Is this a priceless ming vase. Hey lets do what the worms do. 3, 2, 1, smash. Whoops.
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cuddlywolf~manageress~of~the~functionroom~28 weeks 12 to go! Posted Aug 3, 2003
hi aristan hows u hun 
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Anarchist in the U.K- I'm not a hippy, Its just a nickname Posted Aug 3, 2003
So-so.
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wysiwyger Posted Aug 3, 2003
Hey Anarchist - it's OK, The priceless Ming vase is safely back in its case. Mmm - you have made a bit of a mess on the floor breaking that jug of custard though. So maybe I shouldn;t run my home-cooking caff here either. 
Such a lovely spot though. There must be Something that would work here. But What?
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- 1801: wysiwyger (Jul 29, 2003)
- 1802: Jab [Since 29th November 2002] (Jul 30, 2003)
- 1803: Cutiechops:0)...............' THE LOUNGS '.............NUMBER 1FAN''...;0) (Jul 30, 2003)
- 1804: LegersV007 (Jul 30, 2003)
- 1805: Jab [Since 29th November 2002] (Jul 30, 2003)
- 1806: LegersV007 (Jul 30, 2003)
- 1807: wysiwyger (Jul 30, 2003)
- 1808: LegersV007 (Jul 30, 2003)
- 1809: wysiwyger (Jul 30, 2003)
- 1810: LegersV007 (Jul 30, 2003)
- 1811: wysiwyger (Jul 30, 2003)
- 1812: Cutiechops:0)...............' THE LOUNGS '.............NUMBER 1FAN''...;0) (Jul 30, 2003)
- 1813: LegersV007 (Jul 31, 2003)
- 1814: St Romani Angel Guardian of Crystals. Minister of Coffee now on the decaff!! (Jul 31, 2003)
- 1815: LegersV007 (Jul 31, 2003)
- 1816: Anarchist in the U.K- I'm not a hippy, Its just a nickname (Aug 3, 2003)
- 1817: cuddlywolf~manageress~of~the~functionroom~28 weeks 12 to go! (Aug 3, 2003)
- 1818: Anarchist in the U.K- I'm not a hippy, Its just a nickname (Aug 3, 2003)
- 1819: wysiwyger (Aug 3, 2003)
- 1820: LegersV007 (Aug 4, 2003)
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