A Conversation for 'The FoLDers Arms'

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Post 201

Colonel Codpiece

smiley - whistlesmiley - run

Judging by the volume of typos in this bar, alcohol seems to disable that facility...smiley - stiffdrink



smiley - biggrin

Princess smiley - hug


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Post 202

Loup Dargent

francis smiley - hug... smiley - biggrinsmiley - whistlesmiley - run


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Post 203

Colonel Codpiece

smiley - tomato

Off with his head!!

Oh that's right you're the queen here loup...

smiley - run


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Post 204

Loup Dargent

have to go out...smiley - cry

have fun...smiley - smiley

jessypeeps is around [guess where... as usual...smiley - whistle]... so you won't be bored methinks...smiley - cool ask her some details about bryan... that should do the trick...smiley - laugh

back soon...smiley - surfer

loupsmiley - fullmoon


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Post 205

Colonel Codpiece

Perhaps I could entice jessypeeps out of the gents with smiley - cake...

See you soon Queen Loup...smiley - biggrin

smiley - bubbly


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Post 206

kow

Did someone mention (.)(.)


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Post 207

Colonel Codpiece

Eyessmiley - huhEggssmiley - huhDry Martinis with really small olivessmiley - huh


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Post 208

kow

No (.Y.)smiley - tongueout


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Post 209

Colonel Codpiece

A spotty bottomed woman in a thong smiley - huh

smiley - nahnah

Hows the smiley - ghost of innuendos fast today?smiley - biggrin


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Post 210

kow

Mmmmm... thongsmiley - laugh

I'm a bit smiley - puff, hows you,smiley - headhurts much?


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Post 211

Colonel Codpiece

Nah...no smiley - headhurtsing, just an all over dazed and weak
feelingsmiley - huh

You're a bit puff? Kinackered?

smiley - hug

Thongs are a pain in the ass...smiley - winkeye


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Post 212

kow

Sounds like you need a Full English.smiley - winkeye

Do women wear thongs for comfort?


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Post 213

Colonel Codpiece

Make that a Full Scottish...just add a tattie scone.smiley - biggrin

No, women wear thongs so they don't get a VPL in tight trousers...and then they sit down and the back of the damn thing is there for all to see!smiley - grr(Happened to me in worksmiley - blush)


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Post 214

kow

smiley - laughCan't harm your promotion prospects.

Not a haggis lover thensmiley - ill


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Post 215

Colonel Codpiece

Promotion? Boot-licker would be a step up!smiley - laugh

I like a bit of haggis...but not in the morning.smiley - winkeye

Insult my national dish will you?!
Spotted Dick.smiley - ill

smiley - modsmiley - run


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Post 216

Reality Manipulator

I live in Grays, Essex and the nearest sea side resort to me is South End. I have only moved here 2 1/2 years ago. Last year I had a holiday at Walton-on-the Naze. Did you know Frinton-on-Sea was the last place in England not to have a pub! They have had only a pub open there since 2000!


JA


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Post 217

kow

Maybe you're not aiming high enoughsmiley - winkeye

I find black-pudding most invigorating first thing... and those rumours have no truth in them whatsoeversmiley - erm


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Post 218

kow

Simulpost!

Remind me never to visit Frinton-on-Sea.


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Post 219

Colonel Codpiece

Southend? Isn't that where Dot Cotton goes for dirty weekends?smiley - biggrin Where did you live before JA?

Black Pudding!smiley - ill

I knew a guy who had a mole on...smiley - yikes

smiley - run


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Post 220

kow

A mole?! Kinkysmiley - smiley


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