December 19, 2002
Dear Sir or Madam,
At this special time of year, we here at ~jwf~ would like to pause and thank our many faithful and loyal readers as well as the owners, management and staff of h2g2 and for their continued support of our plan for world domination thru Peace.
We want to share with you this rare and classic souvenir photo of our leader and prophet, ~jwf~ himself, dressed as the one true god of xmas consumerism.
'Yes it's really me, and yes, it's my own beard.'
Please feel free to make copies for your own pages or other Peaceful uses.
Because it impossible to control access to this bulk communication I would ask that if you are not on our side and do not fully support our good and Peaceful cause to please ignore this message of thanks and goodwill and just go on with your thieving and killing.
I remain your most loyal and least dutiful savant,
Infinite Improbability Drive
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