h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I most definetly agree that the Muffin Makers are fully aware of the trouble us muffin eaters have with Muffin Residue. Fortunately, Hostess has made an efort to solve this problem, putting the muffins in bags instead of muffin cups. The downside to this solution is that in the effort of putting the muffins in a bag, they seem to have gotten smaller and are now labeled "Mini Muffins." I believe that a person should have the right to sit down and eat a normal sized muffin, one that has not been suffocated in a bag, and have no problems with Muffin Residue or the shrinking of muffin size. Do not support the Muffin companies whose products contain Muffin Residue! Boycott the unfair muffin treatment and refuse to eat another muffin whose sad fate is to be stripped of its flesh due to the careless packaging of the Muffin Makers. Muffin Man, you should be ashamed!