Muffin Residue
Created | Updated Jan 31, 2003
Muffin Residue.
It is a well known fact that these small offerings are tasty. Be they in a basket, alone, choclate, or blueberry, they are usually welcome. What is not well ducumented is the conspirecy theory behind that most annoying of occurences, "Muffin Residuals".
Although you may not have been consiously aware of this at some point of other you will have experienced it. After you seem to have finnished a tastey Muffin, look down at the paper case. You will notice that a lot of the muffin has remained in crumb form on this. A particularly annoying point occurs when one attempts to suck or lick this tasty layer off. As the sucking or licking becomes more intence you will notice that one is left with a papery pulp that leaves a strange feeling in ones mouth. The only way to navigate around this is to scrape the layer off with a finger nail. This in turn creates further problems in regard to dirty nails.
Now a theory must be put forward as to why, after years of Muffin evolution, has no company thought to combat this problem. The reason I believe is this. After the diisapointment of one being unable to enjoy the full muffin experience one craves another muffin. Therefore one purchases another muffin and the process begins again. A vicious cycle I think you will agree. With this inflation of muffin purchase the manufacturers become incredibly wealthy.
I call apon you, the reader of this article to rally against this conspiracy and find a method of safley removing and consuming this residual.
Fight the power brothers and sisters!
It is a well known fact that these small offerings are tasty. Be they in a basket, alone, choclate, or blueberry, they are usually welcome. What is not well ducumented is the conspirecy theory behind that most annoying of occurences, "Muffin Residuals".
Although you may not have been consiously aware of this at some point of other you will have experienced it. After you seem to have finnished a tastey Muffin, look down at the paper case. You will notice that a lot of the muffin has remained in crumb form on this. A particularly annoying point occurs when one attempts to suck or lick this tasty layer off. As the sucking or licking becomes more intence you will notice that one is left with a papery pulp that leaves a strange feeling in ones mouth. The only way to navigate around this is to scrape the layer off with a finger nail. This in turn creates further problems in regard to dirty nails.
Now a theory must be put forward as to why, after years of Muffin evolution, has no company thought to combat this problem. The reason I believe is this. After the diisapointment of one being unable to enjoy the full muffin experience one craves another muffin. Therefore one purchases another muffin and the process begins again. A vicious cycle I think you will agree. With this inflation of muffin purchase the manufacturers become incredibly wealthy.
I call apon you, the reader of this article to rally against this conspiracy and find a method of safley removing and consuming this residual.
Fight the power brothers and sisters!
