A Conversation for A Dark Alleyway
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Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo Posted Jan 31, 2003
*Comes back to await the fireworks*
*Logs on to terminal*
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friendlywithteeth Posted Jan 31, 2003
Lets play dirty on the streets 
[hands tighten around the broom]
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Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo Posted Jan 31, 2003
*shoos fwt out*
Well go on then. The alleyway needs a good clean.
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friendlywithteeth Posted Jan 31, 2003
Pah! Appearences can be deceptive lad.
[The broom head drops off, leaving only the handle: the grain is pronounced, and appears to flicker and move in the breeze. Enscripted on the wood is a variety of pictograms, which glow gently]
I'm not going anywhere
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Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo Posted Jan 31, 2003
I too was a pupil of Lao Tsu, the sweeper.
Beware, for I know the dreaded martial arts of shiitake and okidoki.
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friendlywithteeth Posted Jan 31, 2003
Well I am the original sweeper Lao Tze: you may have learnt from the second best, but I am the second best!
I have learned martial arts that are too dreaded to mention: their very name would fill your ears with gore and make you gurgle in agony.
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Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo Posted Jan 31, 2003
Oh, OK then.
What are you going to do about it?
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friendlywithteeth Posted Jan 31, 2003
Pants 
It's Lu Tze 
I'm going to hit you over the head with this stick of course
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Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo Posted Jan 31, 2003
Fair enough.
*Waits for stick to fall*
And after that?
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friendlywithteeth Posted Jan 31, 2003
Hit you over the head again, until you fall into a messy heap.
Then I will sweep youout the way and hack into your computer...
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Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo Posted Jan 31, 2003
Ooh.
Ahh.
*Punches at fwt's stomach, then drops and goes for the leg sweep*
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friendlywithteeth Posted Jan 31, 2003
Pah!
Pathetic.
I'm wearing bamboo armour.
Jump and ducks at the same time: you can't feint against me!
Hits him over the head with the stick.
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Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo Posted Jan 31, 2003
*Getting a bit fed up of being hit with a stick*
*Grabs stick on downward path*
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friendlywithteeth Posted Jan 31, 2003
The Force of the stick breaks your wrist.
It would be much more convenient for everyone [ie me 
] if you crumpled in a heap so I could go and hack in your computers: honestly you can't get the villains these days!
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Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo Posted Jan 31, 2003
Ouch!
*However, the follow-through will surely have left you off-balance. Therefore, I aim a fly-kick at your chest, with one foot lower to datch you if you duck*
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Mystrunner Posted Jan 31, 2003
*A loud thumping noise is heard as a construction robot rounds a corner outside at full speed. It swings a massive hand at the wall, ultimatly ending with fwt's head.*
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Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo Posted Jan 31, 2003
*Kicks off collapsing wall, watches it fall towards fwt while spinning away*
Now to get a splint for the wrist.
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Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo Posted Jan 31, 2003
*Wanders back to anarchist base...*
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