h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I just read the beer-pong entry, I told you there are a million variations of the game. I had never heard of two man teams competing, but the rest of it sounds amazingly familiar. I tell ya, when people find a good thing... I do think we should connect the entry to the SRHD page, but we should probably get Lochinvar's permission first, eh? Just to be polite, and it would bring another potential SRHD into the fold.

Oh dear, I can see a long list of drinking games pages added here.
Just remember to use them responsibly.

Naturally, that's what being a SRHD is all about.

Yes. The reason I said we should link to it was because I read the article, but not the author, so I thought it was by you, Xero. Hence me congratulating you. Sorry. I like your name better though.

No prob neilfish, I still think we should link the page, pretty well written after all, and very applicable.
Yeah, I like Xero, it's simple, sounds good. I like neilfish too, though it puzzles me, it seems like a little joke that only you know the punchline to.

OK- you want to know why neilfish? It was my nickname at secondary school (not sure the equivalent in america, maybe highschool? anyway from 11-18ish). The reason i was called Neilfish, was because my name is Neil (obviously) and in the first year when I was 11 or 12, on the school bus into school someone was drawing pictures of things in the condensation on the windows. At the time i had a big blond quiff and round glasses, they drew a picture of a fish with glasses and a quiff, called it Neilfish and the name (or just fish) stuck eversince. Even teachers called me fish sometimes.

That's a good story neilfish.=) I wish we could post personal drawings so I could see your rendition of a neilfish.

Oh, dear.
I see compsci-esque renditions using commas and dashes on different lines (what do they call that?)

Sad? Pointless? Pathetic?

No, it is a real thing, with a real name, I just don't know it. C'mon, you know what I mean, you're just trying to to seem like someone who would.

Do you really mean "...trying to to seem like someone who would." [sic], in which case why wouldn't I have just told you? Or "...trying to not seem like someone who would." in which case i *really* don't.

Fine. You know what I mean. And there's not need to [sic] at me, my word-putting-together skills aren't that bad.

Neither were Yoda's

You understood what Yoda was trying to say, therefore his skills were adequate.

The fact that one can understand Yoda, just, doesn't stop him being abnormally vocal. And he's short- (and yes, before you-catwoman- say "you can talk neilfish- ypu're so short you need a ladder to tie up your shoe laces", yes I can talk. Here listen to me- there: you've just heard me now)

What?

Don't think the sound is working, all I can hear is guitar. Bloody students.

Hmmmm. I think i can still hear the echo of an absent guitar playing "Fake Plastic Trees" and "Blowin' in the wind". That and some VERY noisey cereal munching!

Really? Well at least the one you can hear is playing recognisable tunes.

I once had a small cactus that would play songs from "Oklahoma", and flower only in leap years. I named him Spike.

[sarcastic] "I don't get it!"