A Conversation for In Your Face (Obligatory Cat)

Oh Human!

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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Oh poor human!
If you could only think like a smiley - catsmiley - doh You'd get it right! The first time....Practice makes perfect!


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Post 2

Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor

Wrong. smiley - laugh She's saying, 'Stop what you're doing and try to read my mind. I want something.' smiley - cat


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - winkeyeFEED ME ???


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Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor

Usually, she wants me to comb her back. (She's the thick-haired cat.)

Also, she wants me to pet her.

And THEN she wants food. Whether it's mealtime or not. smiley - winkeye


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Mam had a Prussian Blue smiley - smileyand as soon as he saw a smiley - catbox smiley - sadfaceit meant VET!
But after he came to me, while mam had a few days etc away, he went into the boxsmiley - laughsmiley - laughco's he knew where he was goingsmiley - smiley


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Post 6

Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor

Aww. smiley - hug


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

US! Animal's smiley - smiley
All animals know by instinct, who is a "friend" and who isn'tsmiley - smiley

I named him/mam's smiley - cat Spud! and he answered to it smiley - magicBut if one of my relatives called at mam's - Spud headed for the door!!!
Relative wouldn't have hurt any animal!! But Spud smiley - runsmiley - run


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