h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I suppose nobody replaced those faulty diodes then?

Alas not - brain the size of a and Marvin never thought to replace them himself...

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Maybe he did get the parts, but nobody could be bothered with performing the actual repair?

I'm soo down I can't charge my batteries

all the bays are taken up by bloody electric cars

If they are that bloody, they might need an update to the self-driving software (e.g. add a pedestrian recognition module).

Electric cars/vans etc reprogrammed by "criminals" to run over folk, so "they" can claim insurance