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Bigfoot spotter's guide

Post 1

Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking.


If this scaling is correct, it shouldn't be any trouble finding bigfoot. Just follow the 40 mile footprints on google earth.


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Post 2

Bluebottle

The Proclaimers' song '500 Miles' becomes less romantic if it only involves taking a few steps forward smiley - footprints

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Post 3

Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking.


Also walk very slowly, to prevent reaching escape velocity and leave the Earth's surface. That is also one of the risks of seven league boots (apart from auto-ignition through air friction and serious groin strains)


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Post 4

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

In my area there's an ice cream place called J P Licks. During the pandemic, it illustrated six feet by calling it the length of an average cow. So, if the wild west cattle drives had been done during a pandemic, the cowboys could have walked the cows single file, with one cowboy between each two cows.


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Post 5

Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking.


As some countries had different standards in distance, you could assign different kinds of livestock to each of them.(let's try and find animals for 1m, 1.5m, 2m and 6 feet)


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Post 6

Bluebottle

An smiley - ant has six feet if that helps?

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