h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[Third man]Want to buy a watch?

[Yar] Maybe you need to watch by, instead.

[Pan over, revealing him. He's leaning against a street lamp, with pockets that look considerably fuller. Also, his pants are mostly covered in a blue-grey armor. Behind him are four others.]

[Yar] Allow me to introduce a few friends of mine. This is my girlfriend, Mackenzie Robinson. She's the reason I have my telekinetic and mildly psionic abilities.

[Her hair is brown; her left eye is blue and her right eye is green.]

[Mackenzie] Hi there.

[Yar] The blue-haired pyromaniac is Ryu Akbar, who claims to be directly descended from Akbar the Great.

[Ryu Akbar] It's true!

[Yar] Next we have Ryu Hoichi, champion of the "Junction Links" card club at our high school.

[Ryu Hoichi] [a somewhat shorter guy with Asian features; he strikes a pose] It's all the luck of the draw.

[Yar] And finally, Samuel Jameston Eckardt, the token total-jerk-whom-nobody-likes-but-inexplicably-still-hangs-around.

[Eckardt] Screw you.

[Yar] We are now equipped with Supposition Disks, Pink Bullets (which stun, of course), two Flash Stoppers each, and my new Gundam™ Pants!

[Eckardt] That's almost as bad as saying you have a Gundam™ IN your pants!

[Yar] I didn't ask you, Eckardt. ... Still, I wish we could've gotten Akira here.

[Ryu Akbar] Yeah, but are you sure you'd know which side he'd be slashing at?

[Yar] ... Point.

:-S

Terran is away for a coupla days.

Anyone seen D around here?

[Yar] [sweatdrop] I dunno!

Isn't that who we are looking for?

[Hilbryk]*moving hand to his pockect ans unnoticably pulls his DI 45 out and quickly conceals it in his sleeve* Yeah isn't it?

[Yar] I forget. I was out-of-base at the time and it took me a while to catch up.

so...where should we look?

*Static*... villia... atta... naval base... inter...erance. Can't...ceive...nal...sin...out.

[Ryu Akbar] To the naval base. That's where.

[Eckardt] All RIGHT! Time to kick some ass!

[Yar] All I ask is that nobody pick up on Eckardt's vocabulary.

[Eckardt] What the is wrong with the frickin' way I talk!?!?


Link, please?

A913501

Righto, thanks.

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Anarchists!

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