h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I didn't know you could legally buy the law in a supermarket.

Maybe you first have to buy the guns and ammo to enable that option...

Even pet food has the right to bear arms? Weird place.

The store sells farm and hunting supplies. It's called 'Rural King'. You should have seen the tractor display in the parking lot.

Membership fee's plus cost of 30 mins shooting range session = a months salary

buy an Hamster and a uzi and save 35%

You could buy another hamster for that (or more ammo if you are suffering from the poor accuracy of the Uzi / the mobility of the hamster)

In 1982, I and 2 mates had a 2 week holiday in Los Angeles I/we went into a gunsmiths shop because I saw silver $'s on sale and I wanted one (also 1 for another person back home)
On finding out that we were on holidaythe shop owner asked if we wanted to hire! A revolver/shoulder holster and bullets for our stay
At the time, £1 was equal to $2, I/we could have hired on a special licence for $12 plus a $50 deposit (deposit returned after gun etc handed in)

I could have walked around L.A with a gun for 6 bloody quid - legally