A Conversation for Fantasy Caption Challenge: Klookaklook

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Post 1

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I and my male species require human ornithologist assistance.
(yep! We males CAN talk)
We have recently discovered(from nights out in our disco's etcsmiley - sadface)
that out female counterparts are colour blind smiley - sadfacetherefore OUR plumage is of no use smiley - sadfaceSO! How do we "score" and mate ????


Human assistance required..

Post 2

Willem

Welp, you'll have to go all-out with the song then, and if you can do a flashy enough dance, colour won't matter!


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Post 3

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Aw! Come on! Do I HAVE to dress like John Travolta in the film grease ?
I'm not after a lasting partnership - I just want a PECK! smiley - groan


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