h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Just wait till we get that force field running again. It will be water and bomb-proof, despite the haggard appearance...

No it won't. Don't be such a fantasist! You can't even get the B Ark working again, can you?

So that's where J. J. Nissen makes giant bread!

http://www.instacart.com/products/298187-j-j-nissen-new-england-giant-bread-26-oz

I think I deserve some rest after doing the A ark with one hand behind my back.

Is a force field a place where Yoda trains his students?

Correct, that is.

You could say that but I won't listen
As I am busy reading in my Nissan
(Juke that is, not hut).*

*yes I know that this should be in my rhyming couplets thread
But come on guy, let's not lose our head!

My head is fine where it is.

Don't forget to wash your hands for twenty seconds while you're in the head.

Namaste

Me nasty? Who have you been talking to? I bet it was that Dmitri Pavlova!

I think Nasty may have been the nickname for Ilie Nastase, a very good tennis player in his youth.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilie_N%C4%83stase

I remember that one. Quite a character...

He's in his seventies now. I wonder if he still plays tennis.

( tochecko n this)



He's probably able, but has been suspended until 2021 for inappropriate behavior. .

Don't forget to wash your hands after being in your head? My thoughts aren't that dirty but yes they are contagious

Do tell.

Wilhelm?

If so, keep away from apples.

All right.

Cut Rossini listen to the Lenovo overture instead.

Just did that when I started my laptop. But I think I am missing the point you are trying to make.

Lenovo is a pun on Lenora, just as Rossini is different from Beethoven.

Lenovo is also an alternative to Apple Computer products. Lenovo is made by IBM, which for years was the main competitor to Apple.

I can remember when there was no Google. I remember when there was no facebook. I remember when there was no Amazon. People born since 2000 A.D. can't remember a time when these behemoths didn't exist. Maybe they can't understand the current kerfuffle over the resistance of Amazon and Google to paying taxes in the countries where thy do business. Google has a formidable array of lawyers who rarely lose. Most small mom and pop outfits don't have that. They get screwed. meanwhile, local governments still have to provide services. When Texas talking about making Amazon pat taxes, Amazon canceled its plans for a big distributing center in Texas. They resumed plan when Texas caved in.