A Conversation for London Santas

Questions

Post 1

minorvogonpoet

Lots of questions.
Are they friendly or sinister?
Are they giving out gifts or collecting money?
Are they really as fat as they look?
What are they drinking from that cup the woman is holding? smiley - tea or something stronger?


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Post 2

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

More questions:

Is it true that very few Santas need to use pillows for extra padding these days?
How many women are playing Santa these days?
If Santa was dressed in orange, would the fashion police lock him/her up?
Is it true that Rudolph is a secret heavy drinker?
If you see Santa on the street corner, where is his sleigh hidden?


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