h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Tell me you literally have boxes of oversized religious themed matches for lighting holy barbecues...please!

I dunno if they do. I wouldn't be surprised.

Mind you, over at the church, they use one of those plastic fire-lighters to light the advent candles. I am not making this up.

This is what happens when Baptists try to go all uptown and liturgical. (This 'advent' business is just keeping-up-with-the-Methodists.)

Must be ammo or sweet tea in those boxes then? Literally only in America!

You know, there was a crowd and I didn't look. Until you said that, I'd mistaken them for blockprint stamps, which are a big 'craft' item.

I'll have to check next year.

Ridiculous signs are enormously popular, especially as gift items. People sometimes have whole walls of them in their dens or kitchens. Which reminds me that it's almost time to buy the annual Christmas gift t-shirts with witty sayings...

all your problems will be solved!

I expect the boy scouts' last attempt at cookies didn't go well enough to be continued. Or do they provide the ammo?

I've never seen Boy Scout cookies. Girl Scout cookies have been a Thing for about a century. That is a massive moneymaker.

Maybe they ate them all before a sale could be made?

"Ridiculous signs are enormously popular, especially as gift items. People sometimes have whole walls of them in their dens or kitchens." [Dmitri]

You can say that again (But you don't have to; I heard you fine the first time. )

I just received a couple of amusing signs from Amazon.

The first says, "No Trespassing. We're tired of hiding the bodies."
(Okay, it doesn't *say* that, as it's not a talking sign. It just spells it out in capital letters, which I don't want to post here, as that would be shouting.]

The other says, "If you mess with me, you mess with the whole trailer park."

I like those. Hm, I wonder if my great-nephew would like the 'bodies' one?

Beware of invisible cows!

Slow down for fox sake.

Caution, this sign has sharp edges, do not touch.


Just some things I got when searching for ridiculous signs on google