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I *told* you the birds would eat your trail of crumbs, Hansel!
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Started conversation Aug 4, 2019
"Remind me not to get lost in the woods with you again."
"Cool it, Gretel! I will soon have a fire going by rubbing these sticks together."
"We don't need fire."
"Why not?"
"For one thing, it's 85 degrees out. For another, there's noting to actually *cook*o n a fire."
"Oh, look, we're in luck! There's a gingerbread house over there, where we will be safe and well-fed."
"Not if those ants get to it first and carry it away, crumb by crumb."
I *told* you the birds would eat your trail of crumbs, Hansel!
Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted Aug 6, 2019
I told you to observe the 7 mph speed limit. That birdhouse definitely looks like a speed camera.
I *told* you the birds would eat your trail of crumbs, Hansel!
Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Aug 6, 2019
I *told* you the birds would eat your trail of crumbs, Hansel!
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 6, 2019
"Funny, isn't it, how two characters from different nursery rhymes can get lost together in the same woods."
"I have no idea why you thought your sheep were in the woods, Bo Peep."
"Shut up and eat your Christmas pie, Jack."
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