Bar Tender?
Created | Updated Sep 2, 2018
Bar Tender?
| A man walks into a bar and notices a bottle of whisky, rattling on the shelf. So he asks the bar tender 'What's that?' 'Oh that's just restless spirit.' 'And what about that bottle floating in mid-air?' 'It's just a little high spirited.' Another man walks into the same bar a little later. 'Give me a shot of red eye!' Bang. The bar tender knocks him flying. 'Say, what did you give me a black eye for?' 'We ain't got no red eye.' Much later, a hoodlum comes in. 'Has Johnny Mashtik been in tonight?' 'Yeh. Some guy was looking for him. They got into a fight. The man struck Johnny, which inflamed him, so he went for the man, who pulled a gun on him. With that he turned ashen and went out.' |  |
