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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

When I and 2 mates holidayed in Los Angeles smiley - smiley we visited Las Vegas for a weekend and in a casino I was on a slot machinesmiley - smileyand it was paying outsmiley - biggrin A young black lady in the centre of the machines "asked" if I was going to "look after" her - for "putting me on a winning machine ? smiley - smiley
IE: a tip of coursesmiley - smiley
BUT! being me! smiley - winkeyeand a Yorkshireman, I replied - yeah of course! What time do you knock off ?
SHEsmiley - runsmiley - runwith the speed of a bolt of lightening ? and another girl took over smiley - erm
I found out! a day or so latersmiley - laughthat! "knocking off" and various forms means 110% different to Yorkshire/northern speaksmiley - laugh

least to say - asking for sexsmiley - biggrinis sort of different to finishing early from work smiley - rofl


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Superfrenchie

Ah, yes, I remember our very distinguished linguistics Professor at University telling us about the time he was at a convention and a female convention-goer was staying at the same hotel, and they decided to meet up for breakfast the next day.
But they still hadn't said when precisely he should knock on her door to wake her up.
So, before retiring for the night, he naturally asked her "What time shall I knock you up, then?"...
smiley - laugh


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Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor

smiley - rofl


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqNnPrxzm3g

smiley - winkeyeUs Northernerssmiley - biggrineh!


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