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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Started conversation Mar 26, 2018
Or,
I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille.
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Bluebottle Posted Mar 26, 2018
Bring the suspects in for their identity parade - can anyone reach up to put this number round the giraffe's neck?
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Bluebottle Posted Mar 26, 2018
Come in, Geoffrey. It's not easy for me to say this as I know you've worked here at ToysRus longer than anyone, but as you can see from that chart behind you sales this year have only made .5p, so we've no choice but to close the chain. I'm afraid you're out of a job.
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Bluebottle Posted Mar 26, 2018
The truth behind the collapse of Carillion:
Head: 'Why is there a tower* of giraffes outside?'
Assistant: 'You ordered me to hire a thousand reticulated pronto.'
Head: 'No! I ordered you to hire a thousand Articulated, you know, articulated lorries!'
Assistant: 'Well, you should have articulated that clearer...'
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*Tower being the collective noun for giraffes.
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SashaQ - happysad Posted Mar 26, 2018
Poignant yet hilarious about Geoffrey!
A Tower of Giraffes - I didn't know that, and it is very apt 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 27, 2018
Now, if we could teach them to sing, we'd have a tower of song as well.
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