A Conversation for March of the Zombies: Reality BiteZ, Part I
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Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Started conversation Mar 5, 2018
We should start a fan club for Henry. Our first question for him will be, 'Which football club do you support?' 
I have never managed to finish watching 'Night of the Living Dead', because I fall asleep every time. The only actual zombie stuff I like is 'iZombie', which is witty. But this story had me in stitches, if you'll pardon the Igor reference...
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FWR Posted Mar 5, 2018
'Which football club do you support?
"Any bleedin' club that I played for!" obvs!
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Superfrenchie Posted Mar 5, 2018
"Dear Mr Letterbox,
Are you sorry that the French produce better football players than the English ? Not that I would know anything about it, I only know of Tsonga and Parker."
Now, where did I put my earplugs ?
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FWR Posted Mar 5, 2018
Are you sorry that the French produce better football players than the English ?
" Pierre Tants Pis was a bleedin' disgrace! Sorry? Obvs I have regrets... not finishing the match...getting bleedin' banned by FIFA etc. If you Frenchies are so bleedin' super, why are most of you bleedin' playing footy over here darlin'? Bleedin' cheek of some!"
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FWR Posted Mar 5, 2018
I have had the honour of being Henry "Hellboy" Letterbox's agent for at least five hours now. Mr Letterbox never disappoints his fans and appreciates your loyalty and interest.
I personally think he's a bleedin' diamond geezer, obvs a superb footballer and one of the greatest bleedin' action heroes the movie world has ever known!
(whispers....That was 15% we agreed on Henry?....)
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minorvogonpoet Posted Mar 5, 2018
All I know is that Brighton beat Arsenal! Go it, Seagulls! 
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Elektragheorgheni -Please read 'The Post' Posted Mar 7, 2018
Wow, I would never have thought of a footie player as a superhero, FWR you have quite an imagination. I do wish he hadn't had such a bad concussion at one time or another ---poor guy has early onset senility.
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Superfrenchie Posted Mar 26, 2018
Aaaw, so good to see him get what he deserves! 
WE HEART LETTERBOX !!
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Superfrenchie Posted Mar 26, 2018
Are you going to tell us how he invented football when he decided not to use his hands during a rugby match at school ? 
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- 1: Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor (Mar 5, 2018)
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- 3: Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor (Mar 5, 2018)
- 4: Superfrenchie (Mar 5, 2018)
- 5: FWR (Mar 5, 2018)
- 6: Superfrenchie (Mar 5, 2018)
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- 8: minorvogonpoet (Mar 5, 2018)
- 9: Elektragheorgheni -Please read 'The Post' (Mar 7, 2018)
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