h2g2 Caption Challenge: Catwash

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Can you think of a snappy caption for this odd picture? Of course you can. You're a h2g2 Researcher.


An annoyed cat being washed.

One day, I walked into the Hoggett farmhouse. 'Anybody home?' I called.

'In the kitchen,' came the reply.

I found Farmer Hoggett hunched over the sink. 'Washing some vegetables?' I asked.

'No, washing a cat,' was the reply. The moggy in question looked disgusted, obviously thinking, 'Don't you people know cats are self-cleaning?' So I snapped the picture.

Do you have a suitable caption to express this feline outrage?

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