Don't godot there
Created | Updated Jun 12, 2016
With apologies to Samuel Beckett, and internet admins everywhere. But somebody put me up to it.
Don’t godot there
In the beginning was the website.
And the website was always there, it seems. A vast, pale blue space, inviting comment.
And posting. Lots of posting.
SUBJECT: Update Soon
tarragon13: Nothing to be done.
dmitri42: I'm beginning to come to that conclusion myself. 
tarragon13: I'm glad to see you posting again. I thought you'd 
ed.
dmitri42: Me? Never. But it's good to be back. Let me give you a 
.
tarragon13: Where have you been posting?
dmitri42: Over at the liesdotcomplace.
tarragon13: Did they troll you and shame you and yikes all your posts?
dmitri42: Of course they did. They are internet fiends. That's why I'm back. That, and I'm waiting for nighthoover.
tarragon13: Ah, the blessed nighthoover. 
dmitri42: Ah, the blessed nighthoover.
tarragon13: 
dmitri42: Do you think the Update will come today?
tarragon13: The admins say, 'Any day now'. But I have doubts.
dmitri42: You, too? You shouldn't be negative, you know. Although, I must say, it's been a long time between Updates. And yet I live in hope. What's the good of losing heart now? We should have thought of it a million years ago, in the nineties.
tarragon13: Waiting for Updates maketh the user sick, who said that?
dmitri42: I don't know. Check on fakequotes.com.
tarragon13: I blame 2legs. 
Amazing how prescient Samuel Beckett was when predicting our online futures…after all, it was called Theatre of the Absurd.
