42 words: The Art of War

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The Art of War in 42 words.

A few months ago paulh started a journal asking for 42 word stories and poems.

There have been quite a few submissions, and we thought you might like to read them. If you want to try your hand at it, we suggest you pop over to paulh's journal and add your own.

Mindfulness
There are three types of war, grasshopper: muscular, nucular, and secular.

In muscular war, those with the biggest muscules win.

In nucular war, those with the biggest nucules win.

In secular war, The male secule fights the female secule. No one wins.

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