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AN insanely difficult quiz by the Prof

Examination for those on a higher plain of intelligence

  • 1. Write your name...(letters of the alphabet can be used)
  • 2. In a three story building, where is the basement.?
  • 3. Who is buried in Grant's Tomb.?
  • 4. If the big hand is on 4 and the little hand on 12, what time is it.?
  • 5. Spell the word-MARMALADE...(only three goes allowed)
  • 6. Which number comes next...1,2,3,...?
  • 7. Name two days of the week, starting with the letter 'T'.

    • ....Today & Tomorrow do not count.......

  • 8. Write down the 1 times table....(1 hour allowed for this question)
  • 9. Which is the odd one out of the following : one..two..elephant.. three..
  • 10. What number comes after the number 10.?
  • 11. Write the word 'THE' in upper or lower case, if you know which is which. (mixing the two is NOT allowed)-(pens or pencils may be used)
  • 12. How many make a DOZEN.....1000 (thousand)..12 (twelve).. 1,000,000 (million)....calculators allowed
  • 13. Write the sentence "Now is the Winter of Our Discontent" part of the speech from Richard III in longhand (no Text Speak)
  • 14. Whose statue stands at the top of Nelson's Column.?
  • 15. Name three fruits that begin with the letter 'T'
  • (clue:- one is a tin of pears)
  • 16. Which is not a real fur coat/jacket...Mink, Donkey, Sable
  • 18. Which of these is NOT the name of an aeroplane....Hurricane, Breeze, Typhoon
  • 19. Does the sun set every night ?.Yes! No! Not sure! Only at weekends!
  • 20. Some months have 31 days, some have 30. how many have 26 ?
  • 21. How many months are there in 1 (one) year.... only 2 guesses allowed
  • 22. Which statement is correct ?

    • "The yolk of an egg is white" ?

    "The yolk of an egg are white" ?1


    (clue in footnote)
  • 23. Does Christmas and New Years Day fall in the same year ? …. yes!.....no!
  • 24. Which side of your body is your left hand on...Right Side...Don't Know...Left Side
  • 25. What is the outcome of 2 + 2 ?....... 4...22... a front door
  • 26. A plane crashes smack on the United States - Canada border. Where are the survivors buried ?...Depends on their nationality....Canada....United States....Mexico
  • 27. How much dirt is left in a 12ft x 12ft x 12ft hole in the ground ? …. A large amount...8 sq ft...nothing...10ft and a sack full
  • 28. An electric train is moving north at 100mph and a wind is blowing to the south at 100mph. Which way does the smoke blow ? ...North...North-west....South....South-east....Nowhere
  • 29. A farmer has 20 sheep in a field, and all but 5 of them die. How many sheep does he have left ?...Five....Ten...Fifteen...Twenty.?
  • 30 Write your name again...DO NOT! Refer to question 1
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