h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thanks, Nigel, for the warning! I'll stay indoors that night. I'll watch my lava lamp, and think of home, while LED disks hover over the chimney pot.

Yeah, let 'em. We can chuck old shoes at them, like the stray cats.

meeeeeow! splat! oops sorry neighbour's cat, I thought your bright shiny eyes were a couple of LED hoax disks.

I saw that the other night, a couple of very bright lights under the trees, picked out by the car headlights. I thought I was having a cosmic orb sighting, but on closer inspection I saw that they were attached to a kittie.

The spooky can also be the familiar.

Ooh that's good! The spooky can also be the familiar. I like that. I'll think about that one. Uh oh.

Well, if you've ever been in a Greek house on a winter night, in the month of January, when all the cats 'fall in love', according to the kids, and they're hollering down the tsompa pipes, well, you'd know what a spooky can do...