h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sorry he's been bugging you, but there are a lot of people in hootwo who are impressed by him. Gods are probably harder to impress but what have they been doing lately to give anybody a hand up from this bad story we are in? Not that it is that bad only because of them but...who feels like acknowledging their own fault there?

Ah, Elektra, that's the trap. We insist on thinking that them there Gods are here for our benefit and our benefit alone ... If you were as familiar with your God as I am with the Green Man, you'd know that we humans are just a blerry nuisance, interrupting them with our incessant petty complaints and appeals for a justice that just isn't ...