A Conversation for Writing Right with Dmitri - Defective Detectives
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Peanut Started conversation Oct 11, 2013
I have come up with
they are ginger, have a butterfly tattoo and will not eat a cephalopod under any circumstances
I know I am not your best student
*leaves *
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Peanut Posted Oct 11, 2013
don't know yet,
not that is any clue to their gender
shoe size is 7ish
hmm, what is a step up from an
but not an opossum in a bag...
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Peanut Posted Oct 11, 2013
sorry Dmitri
I have gone a bit astray on my daydreamy references
I'm sure you have seen a opossum, a possum of some kind arise from a bush
and that your Mum dropped off one at the head teachers office as a ??
don't disillusion me now, that I have just made it all up
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Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Oct 11, 2013
It is true about the possums.
I must have been thinking about the research I'm doing. I ran across a charming folktale about a possum and a jaguar.
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Peanut Posted Oct 11, 2013
There seems to be a ginger, Mayan person with a butterfly tattoo in a tartan thingy and comfortable boots
listening to a story about a possum and jaguar
they don't seem to be doing much detective stuff though
clearly going undercover at this point
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Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Oct 11, 2013
That reminds me - Elektra and I made up a Bavarian detective once. I'll have to resurrect him. Friedl Wagner, Private Eye.
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Peanut Posted Oct 11, 2013
*gives a discreet nod to Private Eye Friedl, from the corner booth*
as discreet as you can be, being ginger Mayan in tartan with lovely boots
did you get chatted up at the bar
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Peanut Posted Oct 12, 2013
Right I have made progress, gender is female
So ginger, Mayan, female, butterfly tattoo, has tartan in her wardrobe, doesn't eat cephalopods and has size 7 feet,
I'm struggling with flaws
So am going to distract myself with random talents, or skills
She can shoe a horse and play piano or some such
what do ya reckon?
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Peanut Posted Oct 12, 2013
Who said she was ancient
a bit maybe
and no, no filed teeth, although her toes are well looked after and painted but you can't see that what with the boot and all...
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cactuscafe Posted Oct 12, 2013
This is a bit of a classic hootoo thread. .
If the story is even more bonkers than this, then I won't be surprised. .
Back in a minute ...
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cactuscafe Posted Oct 12, 2013
(, been reading the story)
Brilliant! Some classic lines, love the noir style. Best to read it a few times, like any good script, to appreciate the intricacies and wit.
A tonic of a read. . A tonich from Munich.
And sooo 1979. Check those camera angles.
Standing between a man and his Semmelknödel is an offence against ancient Bavarian law.
The paternoster's an old lift. It runs continuously. Each compartment is about the size of a generous coffin, and open on one side. The fun consists in convincing the Schnickelfritz that when the paternoster car gets to the top of the building, it's going to turn upside down.
At this point, the Schnickelfritz will usually confess to having caused the Hindenburg disaster.
Classic lines. . They had me spluttering my drink.
All dressed for climbing an alp, I might add. This is certainly the most traditionally-dressed crime ring in history, I thought. They could win first prize at a folk festival.
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