h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

haven't managed to read this week's yet but WILL over the weekend - did notice the absence, though... Willem must be busy
In the meantime here's a little recipe for

Phyto Five

. Two crystal tumblers
. Polish them lovingly
You now have three-and-a-half minutes left
. Three ice cubes in each tumbler
. Half-a-slice or a slice into each, of lemon
. Gin in each (just a touch more than your first pouring)
Two minutes left - pace up and down, impatiently, for one minute
. Crack open the Tonic, pour gently down the (in)side of each

. Pause

. Serve

. Sit

. Smile

Cheers!

The Phyto-Philes will be back next week. They appear every other week, while Colours of Wildlife appear weekly.