A friend of mine wondered how to gain admission
To this year's Annual H2G2 Bikini Competition.
'It's easy,' I replied, 'You can do it quite quick,
You can Enter the Competition with just a click.
Go along to the entry page and look over there
And describe the Bikini that you're planning to wear.
Anyone is welcome to join in the fun
The competition is open to every one.
Animal, vegetable, household object or stone
Everyone's welcome, and don't join in alone.
If you wish to make sure the fun never ends
Then don't feel lonely, but enrol your friends.
So don't miss out on the finest competition of the age
But come along to the Bikini Competition Home Page.
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