h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Not on your birthday card list then! Sounds like a real sweetie! As you can imagine, I'm very familiar with Manchester city centre on a Saturday night, and I wouldn't dream of abandoning a girl there (or even a bloke for that matter if he didn't know his way around) on their own. I'm not surprised you're p***ed off.

Yes...well he not only did that, but he dumped me and my stuff out on the street at 1am...and I had to beg my way through the train station the following morning to get home.



Ooh. Therapy. Good for the system. I'm done now. Back to WEE! Did you like my BLOB addition?

Erm ... what have you added? Weren't the eyes there before? Sorry if I'm being thick and the eyes are new - it's just that it looks like they belong there.

I did notice that there are 18 of us now!

I know. I think we have enough troops to declare war now...

I think I added the eyes ages ago. Methinks I'm having one of those *selective memory* episodes again...

Ah yes, I have those. I find they can come in quite handy, "No, I don't remember you saying that we were invited to your mother's - I've already arranged to go to the match!"

I have been accused of selective deafness, too.

What do you mean it's your birthday? I thought it was in November?



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