h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I totally sympathise with your radio hatred. When I started working about 7 years ago and did some temping work, I worked in this factory for 16 weeks where they played a particular radio station every day. 16 weeks! The same 16 weeks that Bryan Adams 'Everything I do I do for you' was No.1. God I hate that song so much. And those stupid, moronic DJs - DJ no.1 plays song at 10:55, Djno.2 plays same song at 11:05. It is now 7 years since those days and I still seethe with hatred when I think of it.

Sheesh!

I hate you. That's right I hate you and your stinking muffins and you god damn mother f@@@in noses the f@@@ing things always oh i f@@@@in hate you you red neck piece of sh@t oh i wanna strangle you duckin folfers u jack ass hillbilly peice of bean curd doody filled dead donky d@ck dipped in donkey dung slip in in a puddle of grape soda while i clepto lilies out of it whaaaa haa haaaaa
stop flinging it at me it hurts ehahaha
where are the washing machines? why do i eat wallgreens? why is it we wash up and scrub down WHYYY i tell you, itell you the bottles are drunk and the snacks haven been fed ha! thats what and you can keep you ferengas!


*pantpantpant*

and then he wonders why no-one ever responds to his posts...