h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I want a computer mouse that fires small, but extremely irritating darts at my boss, and anyone else who comes in after two months of coding and decides the a *small* change in the way the programme works would be a good idea.

Just small darts full of irritant would do, nothing serious, yet.

I'd like a Ferrarri with tactical nuclear weapons and hover capabilities for a traffic situation. OK, I'm only 16, but for the future...

Oh, and a mini-laser in my watch that would cause pinpricks of pain in people who annoy me, with the pain level going from mild tap to screaming agony, but maybe not actual damage.

A bike that you can ride on water so it cut my jouney to work in half,(so I wont have to ride over the sodding bridge over the Marina) and a gizmo to speed up time so I can go home early

Reefgirl

Hey how about one of those spider robots like in Minority Report.

How about the car from die another day. Oh it was so sweet. Invisible, missles under the lights, the tracking guns. Wow it was just great!