h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes, Batman has some pretty nifty bits and bobs but he doesn't have a Vest String (tm)or Underpant Elastic Gun (tm) pat pending, like what I do.

Maybe not, but he does have the always-handy "Shark Repellent Bat Spray". A point to the man in the cowl, I believe.

What's so bad about sharks?
Somw of my best friends...

Some of your best friends are sharks? Hmmm, I can only assume that one of your accessories must be the Super Vest Briefcase. Or is that just a tad oblique?

... have been eaten by sharks

If they had had the Shark Repellent Bat Spray ...

Point taken. Where can you get one?

Available from the Bat-stuff Bat-store, I believe, along with many other useful Bat-gadgets like the Batarang, the Bat-cuffs (hey, hey), the Bat-o-meter, Bat-soap-on-a-Bat-rope, the Bat-pencil case, the Bat-torch (supplied with Bat-batteries), the Bat-bat & Bat-ball, the bat-hanky, the Bat-heart massage kit, the Bat-lolly stick, the Bat-tea bags and all other Bat-paraphenalia!

Happy Bat-shopping!

I only wanted to know about the shark stuff. I've got the rest made out of vest string and underpant elastic. (and some paperclips)

Sorry. I possibly went into Bat-advertising overkill. Have you included all the devices from the Stick Forum on your utility belt/underpant elastic?

Stick Forum, Que?

Es muy facil. Buscar en la guida por "stick" y entonces entrar el foro. Hay muchas cosas alli por tu "utility belt"

Sorry, babel fish problem!

It's very easy. Search the guide for "stick" then under stick enter the forum. There are many things there for your "utility belt"

Alternatively, double-click on my name, look at my recent forum entries and enter the stick forum that way.

Or is this a case of grandmothers and eggs?

I have done as you asked.
OK I'll include a stick on the utility belt - but that's the very last thing.
Because we superheroes have everything we need to defend us from super villains - except a decent name...

I may not have a name for your group, but I may be able to help. Now concentrate on the watch. The watch is everything. The watch is all. You are feeling sleepy. Very sleepy. Now, repeat after me. "I pledge allegiance to Evil Giraffe ..."

Hype ledge a liege chants too eve ill chair aft.
Cripes, what am I saying. I'm glad my babel fish was dozing.
Put that watch away it might be loaded!
And I thought you were such a nice boy, too.

Curses, foiled ...

Don't try running away. My underpant elastic gun is loaded and pointed at your VCR. You may never see Dad's Army again!

You think you've won? Think again ...

*noise of thinking again*
And its loaded and pointed at your VCR!