h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Me me me! U232535!

RF

I already seem to be signed up twice.

I appear to have a doppelganger going. I can send him to the bar before I'm too drunk to get served.

me too I guess. though I'll either have to find a bed for the evening, or bugger off early on a train

Well, if Roymondo can get served in the bar you might be able to stay at his place?

RF

Yesh, by popular requesti I'll bring along me handcuffs again yeh, maybe if we try to make him stay upright for more than an hour : I doubt the princess louise would have refussed him anyhow, its not that* kind of pub where they'd worry about such things... I think

Just passing through...

A8566572

Haven't I already signe dup for that?

Oi! stop invading my meet with your meet! My meet can beat up your meet any day!

RF

they ain't on the same day is they?

You have, but still, there's no such thing as bad publicity!

My meet's dad's bigger than your meet's dad so you'd better watch it!

My meet was bigger than both or your meets!

My meet's dad is a gangsta rapper drug dealer.

Your call.

RF

Hey! but my actual* Dad is a drug dealing rapping boxing Kung Fu expert fighting bare knuckle fighthing alcohol fueled lunatic! now now... children... calm down or neither of you can play with the meet

My meet's dad is George W Bush, and he'll send Tony Blair 'round to get ya'.

Tony Blair? what a wuss!



RF

I'll tell you what. As you've got a rifle and I've got a pea-shooter, just this once I'll let concede defe...

Ooh, what's that? Up there? Hah! It's my big, bad, bombing balloon and it's *full* of aluminium sulfide* and, what's this? Ah, it's my pea shooter...



*I didn't just Google to find that out. Honest.

Hey, so long as Blair, T. dies, I think it'll be worth it.

RF