h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That's OK. We're on a bedroll.

I'm on tenterhooks waiting for the next pun!

btw... if anyone is feeling malicious and wants to go for a calming camping trip, say in the Black Forest, I recommend Baden-Baden tents.

If I slept in a tent, in teh past tense, could I sleep in the same tent, in the future tense, before I'd slept in it, in the current tense?
And, what happens if I don't like currents, but prefer sultanas? Its all very complicated and too intents a subject to concentrate on long...

I'm sure you intented to make a decent joke there 2legs, but it came out a bit distented

Yep, it was a bit wide of the marq(uee)...

I've not been very conTent with any of my atempts of late... and now we've got to tent pun... as pirates...
*looks at the calender*

aaaaaaarrrrrrrr

don't overdo the origami thing - I'm told it can make you go blind

We'd probably need to canvas opinions to find that out for sure though...

Yeah but Pin ing down a response could be hard

and it could be contentious to try

Especially if you do it inTentionally

Thought the puns would have stopped by now, but they just keep spreading their Tentacles further and further!

they are insisTent

I listen with aTention to see if there will be absTention from this compeTent and consisTent set of puns will come to an end

At least we should hope for an enTente where we see to what exTent and with what inTent our malconTents have taken these jokes without so much as a laTent ability of humour

It must be the tent pun thread for all the awning

Don't worry, I think we've exhausted them all now

Do you not think someone new will come along and Pitch in?

Possibly in sTentorian tones?


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