h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

lets put the hostages on the mines, so when the enemy comes to get them...boom!

The Professor
Societas Eruditorum

I'll drive the truck. Everyone get one and make sure you went to the bathroom cause we are not stopping until we get to the camp

Professor, we are humans not animals. We can't make them suffer in such a terrible way

*gets in to one of the car, puts on a peaked chaufers cap*

Where to Madam

Awww...but it's fun....

The Professor
Societas Eruditorum

*the convoy moves off leaving the Prof to his own devices with the prisoners*

*wonders what happened to the helicopter*

~Skenvoy

i think it ran out of fuel whilst in the air

i think it ran out of fuel whilst in the air

*dives out of the way of the crashing helicopter*

~Skenvoy

*an ejector seat is seen landing*

*climbs out of ejector seat*

I was offline for 4 days ( computer trouble) so the helicopter was left to its own devices... for some reason it decided to crash

Joe C

o well... thats the way things go I guess... you can have my helicopter if you like *takes off backpack and offers it to Joe*

~Skenvoy

*the convoy is half way to the terrorist camp*

Thanks Sken... erm, how does it work?

*gives joe the manual ... then moves it revealing a cartoon liek flattened joe*

*finds a single-paged insert on page 97987098 of section ABU, headed 'Quick Start Manual'. Presses a button on rucksack*

Ah, there we go.

*helicopter appears out of bag. Joe takes off and catches up with other spies*

~Skenvoy

*hand joe learn to fly manual*

















































5 page book

I think I see the camp. Well at least the skull and crossed bones flag make it seem to be one

*Stops the convoy*

Right everyone ... we neeed to gather as much intelegence about the base before going in as we can. under no circumstances are you to be seen and make contact.

i say again do not ingage the ennemy

once we have all the information the misson will be to get in and collect as much data as possbile about other camps. however i will give details after we have gathered teh intelegence


DO NOT INGAGE THE ENEMY


lets move