h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Voice over the tannoy*

We have intruders repeat we have intruders, will all staff report to the Video Room please, Room 101 on the 4th floor

*runs to room 101*

Okay, I'm here! Where are the intruders?

*swings around in the chair to face Deus*

Oh God not you again, you fall for it every time

*sighs*

*pulls a lever and a cage falls over him*

Drag him over to the corner and wait for the others

hmm...That didn't work I guess we'll have to use one of those "LOOK OVER THERE" tricks

Where are you getting the spies from these days

hey hey hey, Lets not get personal.. We do not asking how come there is a way out of your traps now do we?

Well I don't want to get personal but this is the 3rd time he's fallen into my trap

Are you sure I've fallen into your trap? Because maybe...

*Deus pulls a lever*

...you've fallen into mine.

*a cage falls on Reefgirl*

BUGGER!!!!!!!!

Don't I feel a fool

*gets out a cutting tool and starts making a hole in the floor*

*runs into surveillance room and sees an enemy cutting their way through the floor*
All agents try and get to the room directly below this one, an enemy is trying to escape.
*goes to help Deus out of the trap*

~Skenvoy

*With a slight of hand she changes the tool to cut the bars, kicks the bars and dives out of the window*

ok scrap that, Shes goen out the window...

~Skenvoy

*Is hanging from the window box waiting for the agents to leave the room*

*is sitting outside the Hogshead pub looking up the mountain at reefgirl*

Erm... all agents, she's hanging from the window box

*Waves at Joe then lets go of the window box, falls a couple of thousand feet then a paracute opens and she floats gentily to the ground next to Joe at the pub*

Mines a Vodka, lime and lemonade please, lots of ice

*the figure behind the bar makes the drink puts it on the table and holds up a gun pointing it at reefgirl*
dont move or i will might "acedently" pull the trigger and we dont want that do we

It's my afternoon off, I'm not going to do anything I'm just here for a drink as it's a nice afternoon

so how's it going

~Skenvoy

*runs into the bar*
did I miss anything????
I'll have a Bloody Mary please

Who are you calling Mary

Do you like Worcestershire sauce in your Bloody Mary's give's it a nice tang, I used to drink them if I was hungry

Another Vodka, Lime and Lemonade please

salt and pepper in the Bloody Mary Legers?