h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The facility has an old grilled iron fence around it, tiped with spikes. The lock looks fairly new however. There are a few security cameas voer teh entrance and the doors are heavy and made of metal. Any other entrances cannot be seen from the front.

~Skenvoy

*a van pulls up and stops at the enterense*
*the gates open unbeknowen to them a group of spys are inside that van*
*the gates close*

so the idiots dont check inside there vans......
that made thingss a lot more easy for us
*Anthea swings round and kills the driver with one well placed hit*
ok lets move out
first a group of you take out thoes security cameras keep radio contact at all times
the other group take out the security gards
this is an undercover operation so it would be helpfull if we wore there uniforms.....
any questtions....
no good lets go...

*puts on uniform and opens door*

*hides behind post and opens map of security cameras*

*over radio - the first camera is five meters away from the van. pointing left. stationary. should be easy to take out...*

*crawls forward along the wall in front of the van up to the wire going down from the camera. before snipping the wire she has a change of heart*

*over radio - guys should we cut the wires or get a looped film and put that in the security office? because if the cameras all fail it could be dodgy... but avoiding the cameras could be hard - Anthea need your guidance.*

So you know I will from now on partially control guards and enemies in missions. I may also take part in some missions, which will lead to some interesting events!

*a grindng noise is heard as the doors open. A guard walks out and looks into the front of the van. Suddenly he stops and reaches for his radio pressing a button on it. "The drivers dead, send backup immediatly and tighten security". Raising his gun and taking off the saftey he starts to look around.*

~Skenvoy

*over radio very very quietly - they're on to us, they know the driver is dead. get out of the van and into the shadows! or hide in the convoy !*

*hides in the shadows and steps behind the guard, entering the facility*

*from inside the facility boot falls can be heard as guards come to assist the first one*

~Skenvoy

*decides to take big chance as is wearing the uniform*

*Stands up, says to approaching guard "we might have a problem here mate, theres a" and smacks him over the head, knocking him to the ground before retreating to the shadows*

*over radio*
get someone to the security control room
thay can act as the survalence personel.....
the tightend security might be a problem otherwise.....
i had some security passes duplicated
so it wont be too difficult to get inside..... hopefully.......
*steps out of van dressed in a uniform*
ok it seems we have a security problem
so if we can deal with it without causing too much panic.....
it would be apreciated

*over radio* will do. but what's happened to everyone else...?

*walks confidently into the facility, unrolls map and makes her way to the empty security room - the walls are covered in maps, screens and controls.*

*over radio* um, I don't really know how to use this stuff - but I can see the van - one security guard and you Anthea - best deal with him first - can't see anyone else though*

*quiet noises are heard from outside the security room*

~Skenvoy

*looks at screen 17 - sees security guard*

*over radio - got someone outside the room - how shall i deal with him?*

*looks around*

*sees intercom system*

*checks map*

*over comm - i'm gonna send all guards to the BACKROOM. according to this map it has an automatic lock - that should get rid of them for a while*

*presses intercom button*
WARNING WARNING SECURITY BREACH IN BACKROOM ALL GUARDS I REPEAT ALL GUARDS REPORT TO BACKROOM IMMEDIATLEY*

*watches screen and waits for them all to arrive*

*the door to security office is slammed open and a guard points a gun in shouting "FREEZE"*
*while the monitors show some guards going to the back room and sending in two scouts to clear it while the others wait outside monitor 17 shows more guards coming towards the security office - the guard outside had a radio*

~Skenvoy

*stands up*

Whats up, man?
I work here! I told you, theres a problem in the BACKROOM - whats your problem?

*guard "Nice try, just a shame that you're wearing a guards uniform - I know all the guards here and you are not one of them. Now put your hands above your head NOW"*

~Skenvoy

How can you not know me! You interviewed me just last week! You said to come in here and wait for me - wait, maybe it wasn't you, it was your boss. Didn't he tell you - new guards, need to balance the sexes in the workplace and that? I really would have thought he would have said!

*a tall femail walks into the room*
*she waves and mutters something to the gards out side*
vaut do you think you are doing.....
she iz obviously von ov my team....
now get back to your post and that iz a order
*the gard turns to leve*
now girl vat have i told you about playing tricks on ze gards
*tall femail turns and shoots gards with a tranquiliser*

prity good dont you think
*locks security doors on the back room*
good vork....
work......
vare iz ze rest of ze team.....
*goes out of the room*
*brings several unconsious gards into the room*
sleeping gas.....
thay will come round some time tomorrow.....
as for him....
vell lets zay zat ve vill not be hering from him again....
*tyes up gards and gags them*
*over radio someone get up hear and tryout your interigation techneeks*
*looks at lou*
i think i can trust you.....
so your with me

what do need me to do?
Sorry I was late bleeper never went off
I must have broken it
so what do you need me to do?

how are your interigation skills....
good i hope so....
your not my second in command for nothing you know

Anthea, you can trust me!

She's around somewhere Rachael - we need to get this one movinG!

who do you want me to interigate then