h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

We're under attack at base, everyone lets kikc them out of our base!!!

~Skenvoy

Right!
*grabs high powered sniper rifle. Dashes off to the survalance room to see who it is, where they are, and what they are doing.*

Ok Skullock, you're going to have to be my eyes here, ok? where are they and how many?

~Skenvoy

*sits down in swivle chair in front of the monitors.*

Watch out boss, there's a group of five come'n you way. It looks like they have submachine guns and light body armor but I could be wrong. There's another group heading towards the gadgetry department and another to the weapons lockers. There's also a group heading to...Ah, Hell...

*the doors to the survalance room burst open but no one comes in right away.*

*gets up, readies High powered siper rifle, and moves quickly against the wall next to the door.*

*Three men come rushing in the room. Then there's bang as Skullock fires his gun in to the neck of one of the men. The bullet passes through and in to the face of another one. The third watches in astonishment as both his comrads slump to the floor at nearly the same time.*

*With out taking the time to reload Skullock tosses his gun in the air, flipping it around, and catches it by the barrel. With sudden force he swings the hard at the third man's head.*

*with satisfying "CRACK!" the man drops to the ground. Skullock then reloads his gun, takes to of the men's guns and lays them on the counter facing them towards the door, takes the third gun and puts it in his cloak. Then closes the door to the room, this time remembering to lock it.*

*hopes another agent is going to turn up!*
ok lets do this
*draws two ZMG's and runs out into corridor where the enemy troops are*
*fires both guns at the first troop and then runs towards the others still firing*
*takes out 2 more before the guns clips are empty while still runing towards them*
*runs up onto wall, spins round and kicks the 4th bloke in teh face sending him spinning into the last enemy troop*
*picks up a gun on the floor and without even looking round points the gun behind him and shoots one of the enemies who wasn't quite dead*
*walks towards end of the corridor*

~Skenvoy

WHAT THE ING HELL'S GOING ON HERE!!!!!!

*Karate chop's one bad guy in the neck picks up his gun and belts the other one with the butt and run's towards the corridor randomly shooting bad guys*

GUV!!!!! GUV!!!! WHERE ARE YOU

SKULLOCK WHAT'S HAPPENING!!!!

Scarlet

Well from what I can see what's happening is this...

*Suddenly two of the screans go to snow.*

Ah, bloody hell, they've gotten to cameras one and four.

*another camera goes blank*

there goes another one!

Skenvoy I don't think they like us watching them.

*Suddenly there is loud pounding on the door to the suvalace room*

*Crosses fingers hoping it's another agent. Gets behind the desk and aims rifle at the door.*

*Bangs........on door*

Skullock.......Skullock let me in, they're everywhere, have you seen Skenovy, I can't get hold of him, they seem to know just what to destroy and where to go, I have this nasty feeling they've had inside help

Scarlet

a fight and nobody told me



*gets out uzis*



* have some *

he he this is fun



*have some*




andy

ok guys I'm back, sorry about the radio silence, i had to creep up on a group of them... so whats our status?

~Skenvoy

Oh Boy the we know and love is back

*ducks*

Mind where you point that thing

*Blasts the goons that has missed*

Scarlet

*gasp gasp*

Completely outnumbered, we need backup

hmm... i have an idea where we can get some. ok someone lay down some covering fire for me, I'm heading to the gadgetary dept.

~Skenvoy

who needs back up



*have some *




*have some*


*scarlet pass me some more clips of ammo*





*duck scarlet*


* got him*


andy

Carefull where you put that thing I meant the gun

*stands with back to and lays down covering fire*

not too close scarlet


i mean those cases are firing everywhere


right guv make a run for it


andy

*Ducks and dodges the cases*

*are these yours*


*well at least i can use them as a cata pult*

*it may be a little drafty but this is a sacrifice*

I must put a thong pocket in this thing I keep losing them when you're around ok here you go

*hands over undies*

It's cold here you know *sighs* the things I do for Queen and Country

Scarlet

*wow these are great for firing grenades*