h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

7.8 lives,I dunno y they don't it seems obvious, 6 stone, by hanging around with MR blobby, coz he wanted to visit the butcher (stoopid question really), your child will only get spoilt if you DO leave him in the fridge (all that luvly sweet food....), I dunno, my name isn't gail, A German geezer?, 96 and a half, 3 please, yes, I'm fine, help me out, No it doesn't, several tonnes, yes, you can live on love for about 30 seconds, and then you die of asphyxiation, no, your just a plain maniac, no you just get gradually larger, the best situation in which to panic is when someone is tellling you not to panic, because then there is something to panic about..., I spent bloody ages filling out these answers because i wanted to be first...

Seek professional help.

While you are waiting, help yourself to a fish .

I don't know what you are taking, but it sounds like fun, can i have some?

I don't need help, i just need more TV... oh thanx for the

And so long

I can only answer one of the questions: The one about the beatles:

Yes they were stoned when they wrote it, but Yes, all you need is love (everything else is just there to break up the hellish boredom of a love-filled utopia).

Like Glastonbury (the music is used to break up the boredom.)

and the drugs are used to break up the music.. .

And the fights are there to distract the police away from the drugs....

And the police are there to distract the general public from the lawlessness...

And the general lawlessness is there to distract everyone.