h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hehe, yea I know how you feel.

I do that all the time...

-- DoctorMO --

OOH! OOH! LOOK AT THAT EVERYONE! I GOT SOMETHING APPROACHING A LAUGH OUT OF DoctorMO! ME! OF ALL PEOPLE!

Hem.

Yes. The school council's catering board is going to be informed about the distressing tendancy of our food to be various shades of yellow, red, and orange. For example:

Pizza (orangy- red)
Chips (yellow- technically)
Bean (orange)
Apple crumble (yellow)
Custard (yellow)

I managed to get some salad once, but I belive it was a one off.

if you look at most food, it is orange and yellow anyway, meat is red.

Oh and a laugh all the time, I'm practicaly a laughing machine

-- DoctorMO --

Oh ok.

But what about vegetables? Greens? Not available. Meat should be brown, i like mine cooked well, not orange. No blood zone.

I found they usualy came with bread crumbs, if not they were brown, to be honest I never had much of a quarm with the food quality, (the only thing on this side being the availability of water) aside I considered it a great travisty to not beable to aford all the great food, because the school pass system only covered you upto £1.35, and the food is ALOT more expensive.

So all the kids who had both parents and who both worked, could get a nice full meal (most of the time this was just chips and gravy, but they had the option at least).

Ah what it is to be rid of the chains of school and to burden myself with some much heaver ones called life. atleast I get to earn my own money and cook my own food

-- DoctorMO --

Ah well for us it is the availability of cups. And forks. But I don't complain, as I mentioned I love institution food. And this is the upper end of institution food. Interesting quirk of my school is how segregated we are. I co- run the school's philosophy society. Every other thursday, I have lunch with the chappie that's talking that day. At the teacher area for lunch. And we still have to get pupil food. The teachers are scared we're taking over. The phrase we use is "So, Roadkill, what was all that about, I saw you eating lunch over in heaven with the angels on thursday?"

I have a question for you. You leave school's chains, and the difference, perhaps, is now you choose the nature of the chains.

yes very true, in school there was always an issue will lines (ques) so every year I devised some cunning plan to get my dinner first, I didn't run, no I didn't need to, I just helped out in careers room, got to go on computers and get my lunch first.

as for the chains, Life has chains, such as tax, rent and lots of other things, these you can't pick. what you do get to pick is if you have kids, comiments or adding a few millstones to your load with personal loans. Ooo the options of life...

-- DoctorMO --

Right then.

Being a 6th former, I get to go to lunch before everyone else anyway. Everyone who doesn't have a devious excuse.

hehehe, yes the plans worked like a charm and now I got money to buy a meal with... I work

-- DoctorMO --

Yeah, that's nice doing that. I do work experience (as work as playschool is to school, I assume) and it's nice being able to have some choice over what you eat.

Can't wait to get my won place... I'll get to starve with all the foods I want, but can't aford

-- DoctorMO --

Yeah. I'd quite like to have one in... Iceland. Somewhere the majority of my family can't reach me.

Ah, you'll want a place on the new moon base, housings quite cheap and anyone wanting to visit will have to spend 2 billion on the trip.

-- DoctoRMO --

That would be nice. Can I take my dog with me?

Yes, just rember that you both need to be shaved and disinfected and in quarenteen for 2 months while we don't want to infect your house/moon base...

-- DoctorMO --

Yeah, all right. It's worth it, as long as I'm allowed access to the internet.

Unless I could spread something through the internet

there is always the option of downloading yourself to the internet, no one will find you in there

-- DoctorMO --

It's true, but I might catch a virus.

you could catch one now...

-- DoctorMO --

Shook it off, I think.







Phew.