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Thin Lizzy Posted May 28, 2003
You haven't met mine! He's the most accident prone man ever. He's the only person I know who could cut himself on an electric razor.
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Fraeya Posted May 28, 2003
lol
well my one cant remember what happend 5 seconds ago but can remember stuff that happen when he was 5
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DJR Posted May 31, 2003
friends and life springs to mind as the most obvious reply.
oh whoops, i was typing my thoughts
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DJR Posted Jun 1, 2003
fraeya that thing about the eyes must be wrong - one of lizzy's postings has got some eyes next to it, another one doesn't.
although it could be that h2g2 is screwed up...
thoughts at the moment lizzy:
i love english weather. especially the rain. and i hate cynics. and sarcasm.
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Thin Lizzy Posted Jun 2, 2003
I don't mind storms generally;
My thoughts:
If God created everything, did he also create Hell?
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Fraeya Posted Jun 2, 2003
my thoughts are: has everyone gone mad? no they're always like this have i gone mad? yes and it's proberbly h2g2 screwed up
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Thin Lizzy Posted Jun 3, 2003
"Blame yourself, it's easier,
There's no need to trouble her."
"Jesus in a Camper Van"- Robbie Williams.
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DJR Posted Jun 3, 2003
classic joke (its been a while)
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some guy dies and goes to hell.
he meets the devil, who informs him that he has to choose one of three places to spend eternity.
he is taken to the first - a wonderful world of green fields, trees - nature at its purest. However, everyone is standing on their heads.
the man instinctively thinks 'wow', but decides that he doesn't want to have to spend eternity on his head.
then he sees the second - a beautiful metropolis with no pollution or evil. The city has everything possible - all you could ever dream of. however, once again everyone is standing on their heads.
so once again the man is impressed. yet again he decides that he does not want to spend eternity on his head, and moves onto the third choice.
now here was a room waist high in sh*t. but here, everyone was standing on their feet.
so the man decides, "i don't mind the sh*t, but i get to stand on my feet"
so he goes into this room.
one minute later there's announcement:
"alrite break's over. get back on your heads!"
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