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Due to the imminent immanent

our thoughts, like yours, are upon the season
and will likely remain so well into the New Year.

Therefore, the Committee for Alien Content
invites you to spend the time you would normally spend reading our old load doing better things. Acts of kindess and charity might occur to you.

However, if you wish to see a discussion
on the impact of the acquisitions of xmas
please join in at:
Gifts..



Or, if you want to see the list of toys and gifts that
turned tonsil revenge into the person he is today:
Christmas Gifts I can Remember



Or, if you just wanna look at a real honest Santa
try ~jwf~ as Santa
Stare into his eyes and try to tell yourself
the immanent is not imminent.

As an afterthought, Spiff here with a cheery Chrimble greeting and three entries¹ that are thinly disguised as the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and well, *kind* of Future... No? Ok, Present again, then.

schismatamatician takes a crooked look back at the religious festival that spawned the modern spendfest. Good Old Saint Nick you probably think... more like Old Nick according to this researcher! Santa, get thee gone!

We all know nostalgia ain't what it used to be, and this season of good will is also a time for complaining that 'it's all just *so* commercialised these days'; this tip off from Gimli could explain a lot...


Far from not existing, Santa is actually alive and well, but is a shadowy manipulative figure, who could well feature as the villain in the next Bond James Bond flick! Sinister Santa.

And if you thought those two were frankly too silly to waste your time with, then don't bother with these two pseudo-scientific santa theories from Dolphin and Calroth.

! Humbug!

On behalf of the Committee for Alien Content,

who wish you the best and hope to see you in 2003,

peace,
~jwf~

"42 may be the answer, but we believe there are still questions to be asked."