santa and the final demand

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santa is a supossed bringer of humble gifts in the time they call christmas but i have in fact wondered why santa not give presents to the third world countries and this is because he is a giant tax collector who spends his whole life in the place called slough and his elves spend the whole of their year sending out final demand letters explaining that you will go to court if you dont comply so he psneds his whole rolling around in money and you wonder how santa gets all of the presents such as sony and nintendo well this is because he owns them and the market and thats why he doesnt get copyright court cases off any of them

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