h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I was in a bar and I walked up to a beautiful woman and said, "Do you live
around here often?" She said, "You're wearing two different-color socks."
I said, "Yes, but to me they're the same because I go by thickness."
She said, "How do you feel?" And I said, "You know when you're sitting on a
chair and you lean back so you're just on two legs and you lean too far so
you almost fall over but at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like
that all the time..."
-- Steven Wright, "Gentlemen's Quarterly"
(dancingbuddha)

darakat, "To believe in absolutely nothing is to believe in one thing, that is to believe that it is possible to believe in absolutely nothing, therefore it is impossible to believe in nothing, as you must believe in one thing."

Don't look for the light at the end of the tunnel...light it yourself!

Give a man a fire, he will be warm for a day, set a man alight, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits
from Anonymous forwarded by Gecko

Best safety lies in fear

Said by Shakespeare's Hamlet


Msg. forwarded by Gecko

Just as the early bird catches the worm, so the early cat catches the bird.
golden_balls

The mind is like a metal, when we are young the metal is a liquid. As we grow older and experience life, our personalities change thus moulding the metal as it cools and hardens. The metal forms into the unique shape of our personalities. Strong experiences when a person is young will affect the shape of the metal more than when they are old because the metal is vunerable to shaping then. Any experinces that happen once the metal has hardened will cause a dent in the personality or a flaw if you wish. -Its our experiences that we have when were young that forms our personalities.-

If a proved theory can be proved wrong, all things proved are not subject to being true.

B.S.B.B.

B**l S**t B*****s B****s

Eh?

Bu*l S*it B**f**s B*a**s

wel thats a different slant on philosophy.

i know that one it's true as well


"life's a laugh and Death's the joke it's true"

Monty Python

A quite senior member of staff in the organisation that I used to work for always endorsed his technical reports with the letters B.S.B.B after his name.

i might have to start doing that

With a name like yours it would be quite fitting.
Colonel creachy Terranic MP - B.S.B.B.
It certainly has a ring about it.

hmmmm, indeed it does